Hair Style jokes

I love your hair today.

How did you get it to come out your nose like that?

Why did the rapper become a barber?

To give everyone FRESH CUTS.

Why are bees' hair always sticky?

Because they use a honeycomb...

I gave a blind man a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.

Every zodiac sign has a hairstyle except for Cancer.

All zodiac signs have a hair style, but cancer is just a one-way thing.

Someone walked into a cancer ward and asked for a skin fade.

He probably picks hair off his dad’s dick, then probably puts it in his hair.

My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"

Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?