Habitude jokes
If I were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?
Amber Heard's Morning Routine
Wake Up. Eat Breakfast. Take a Shit. Get Out of Bed.
Sometimes I just wake up in the morning, and think, "Well, better luck next time."
Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex.
They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy.
Define abnormal life.
Waking up every day living a sane life!
Community talk
We should totally start a 2nd language war.
De plus, je veux juste énerver certaines personnes. c'est marrant :DD Je n'ai pas l'habitude de parler à personne, vraiment, dans mes autres langues, donc ça pourrait être amusant. commentez votre langue puis COMMENCEZ L'OPÉRATION GUERRE DES LANGUES
oh and if you cant read any of it, use google translate. its not rocket science.