KARMA IS THE GUY ON THE CHIEFS COMING STRAIGHT HOME TO ME
my brother tried to hit this guy with a plan and but hit the twin towers
2 guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. Cop taps the window, window rolls down. "goodevening gentlemen, we're looking for 2 pedophiles."
Guy quickly closes the window. 10 seconds later he lowers it again and says: "Ok, we'll do it."
A guy who just got robbed says "I've been hacked and the hacker ransomware."
Hello. Here's my story . An unemployed woman looking for love. I went on tindar because my friends were talking about it. I matched with a guy who asked me weird questions like if i could send pictures on my private areas, Being confident i said no.
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad? The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
My mom has a toy that I see the all the girls and guys seem to play to play with and the toy is between my mom's legs.
What does a french guy say when he falls off? Oh no, eiffel!
i saw two really tall guys i walked up and said "i didn't know we still have the twin towers"
Guys.... you need to ketchup with the time....
