Gurgle jokes

Q: What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and wind chimes?

A: Wind chimes don't make a gurgling sound when they're hung.

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

RIP boiling water. You will be mist.

What's green then red all over and goes 100mph?

A frog in a blender.

"I wasn't that drunk yesterday."

"Oh boy, you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."

gay fish.