Gurgle jokes

Q: What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and wind chimes?

A: Wind chimes don't make a gurgling sound when they're hung.

Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?

Who else would think of adding gas?

RIP boiling water. You will be mist.

Better to cum in the sink... than to sink in the cum.

What's green then red all over and goes 100mph?

A frog in a blender.

I ate too many temmie flakes... I guess I got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!