When the school shooter misses you, but you gotta play it off.
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When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door, and the autistic kid opens it.
Teachers at a school shooting be like: damn it. That's the third one this week and it's only Monday.
What's a school shooter's favorite flower?
Columbine.
Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.
What's the difference between humans and bullets?
Humans miss John Lennon.
I wanted to solve teen suicide, so I shot up a middle school.
An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like "it's an elevator, not a lift" and "it's chips, not crisps" etc. After a while of this, the British person calmly retorted, "they're schools, not shooting ranges."
What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?
The Las Vegas shooting.
