Gun violence jokes

I never get school shooting jokes.

Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience.

When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window, and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.

When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a disco party. 🕺🕺🕺

When the school shooter misses you, but you gotta play it off.

😐😑

When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door, and the autistic kid opens it.

Teachers at a school shooting be like: damn it. That's the third one this week and it's only Monday.

What's a school shooter's favorite flower?

Columbine.

Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.

What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss John Lennon.

I wanted to solve teen suicide, so I shot up a middle school.

Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.

An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like "it's an elevator, not a lift" and "it's chips, not crisps" etc. After a while of this, the British person calmly retorted, "they're schools, not shooting ranges."

What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?

A Sandy Hook.

What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?

The Las Vegas shooting.