Guardians of the Galaxy jokes

If I'm the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a guardian of the galaxy?

What do you call security outside a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?

A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)

What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌

Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

What's Thanos' favorite game?

Half-life.

If Iron Man and Quicksilver teamed up,

They would be alloys.

Things to kids:

Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."

A Good Parent: "My baby!"

Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)