Guardians of the Galaxy jokes

If I'm the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a guardian of the galaxy?

What do you call security outside a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?

A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)

What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌

Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.

What's Thanos' favorite game?

Half-life.

What is the richest planet?

Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.