Groove jokes

How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?

None, it's all tongue and groove...

When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards.

Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?

He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?

If Al Gore started a math rock band, it should be called Algorhythm.

I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.

This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?