Greenhouse Gas jokes
What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
screw global warming
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.