Greenhouse Gas jokes

What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?

The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.

Why did the noble gas cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!

Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.