Great one jokes
People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.
What do sharks and humans have alike? The great white one.
"Hey, today was great."
"What happened?"
"I ran into my ex today."
"What's so great about that?"
"I was in my car."
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far.
My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, I can't wait to meet him! 🥰🥰🥰
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.