Great one jokes

People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.

What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.

Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.

What do sharks and humans have alike? The great white one.

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!

That's the best I've done so far.

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.

No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.