Great one jokes

What do sharks and humans have alike? The great white one.

Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.

People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

China has a population of a billion people. One billion.

That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.

Jesus is great because Jesus is good. Amen.

My great grandfather died in 9/11.

He was an amazing pilot.

"We are Number one."

What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.