Great one jokes

People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.

What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.

Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.

What do sharks and humans have alike? The great white one.

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

What's the best thing about 28 year olds?

- There's 20 of them.

Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.

No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.