Grand Duchy jokes

I am the grand wizard, mak.

iran

"Guess how I got to Germany so fast?"

"Because I was Russian!"

My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest, telling her we can get married once she makes her way out.

If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?