Gose jokes

What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said?

"Pop Goes the Weasel."

I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.

One day, a man was walking in an alley when a crackhead attacks him. So the man shoots him in the head and runs inside his home. When he goes to his wife, she asks him if he saw her dad.

What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?

One goes up and one goes down.

What goes with chips?

Not your cheese.