Gose jokes

What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?

One goes up and one goes down.

I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.

What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said?

"Pop Goes the Weasel."

One day, a man was walking in an alley when a crackhead attacks him. So the man shoots him in the head and runs inside his home. When he goes to his wife, she asks him if he saw her dad.

What goes with chips?

Not your cheese.

In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.

In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

gay fish.

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[God creating a jellyfish]

God: How about an evil bag?