OrphanAnonymous3 years agoWhat's the difference between an orphan and a dew?One goes up and one goes down.
HairlineLya2 years agoI bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
Crackheada man3 years agoOne day, a man was walking in an alley when a crackhead attacks him. So the man shoots him in the head and runs inside his home. When he goes to his wife, she asks him if he saw her dad.