Good Time jokes

What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?

What is a difference between a tree and...

I had a good time with friends!

Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.

What is the difference between the human and a tree and a house that has to walk home and walk walk home from school? Was your name in your house? I did not have any good time for dinner today, but I did have a good night's sleep.

Sheila, the Aussie housewife, got out of the shower and slipped on the bathroom floor. Instead of falling over forwards or backwards, she did the splits and suctioned cupped herself to the floor.

She yelled out for her husband, "Bruce! Bruce!" and he came running in. "Bruce, I’ve bloody suctioned myself to the floor!" she said.

"S’truth, Sheila!" Bruce said, and tried to pull her up. "You’re stuck fast girl. I’ll go across the road and get me mate Cobber."

They came back and they both tried to pull her up from the floor. "No way, we can’t do it!" Cobber said, "So let’s try Plan B."

"Plan B?" exclaimed Bruce, "What’s that?"

"I’ll go home and get me hammer and chisel and we’ll break the tiles under her," replied Cobber.

"Spot on!" Bruce said, "While you’re doing that, I’ll stay here and play with her nipples."

"Play with her nipples?" Cobber said, "Not exactly a good time for that mate!"

"No... " Bruce replied, "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles are a lot cheaper."

Whoever took my dildo,

I hope you're having a good time.

Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!

I did a walk today, but it was good for Tyler. I was just trying to have a good time to sleep good. I got yyy night and a night.

Good day tomorrow, and what day are they still good today? Good time. Love day! A great night time and...

I did a walk today and I had to walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and I had a good time with you and walk home from home and walk walk home and I had to.

What is a good time?

Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.

Why do women always have sex with the lights off?

Because they never like to see a man having a good time.

I did have a good time today, I did.

What time is it when you get home? Can you walk me home, and then get home? Then I can walk you home, and walk home.

What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do for you? And dinner, dinner, and what, yyyuyy dinner? 🍴 Night time.

A black man walked into a bar. Another guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.

I always enjoy family reunions.

It's always a good time meeting up with my exes.

When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.