Good Deal jokes

I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5.

...and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus.

I was disgusted. I thought to myself, "What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?"

When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat? -- When there's a sail on it.

Good (DYM 92).

You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.

I got a pen for my baby sister. Best trade I made so far.

Are you interested in it?

More than two boot branches.

I can get my grandma 50% off from her groceries by just scanning my wrist.