Gold Standard jokes
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What’s better than winning a medal at the Paralympics?
Being able to walk.
So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my coworkers found gold. I said, "AU, bring that over here!"
What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Having arms and legs.
In his dream, some people gave the Hodja nine gold coins, but Hodja wanted ten. So he refused them. Suddenly, he awoke and saw that his hands were empty. So, he quickly closed his eyes again and said, "It's okay, I'll take the nine coins."
Community talk
I want taxes to go up only for poor people. This will incentivize them to stop being poor. I want abortion legal everywhere, and compulsory so that there will be no new babies because overpopulation is destroying the ozone layer. I don’t like climate change because it’s making all the immigrants come to America. I’m a communist who believes in the free market, but only for crypto currency. We need to bring back the gold standard in order to bring back conservative family values.