I've patched 1,000 roofs and they don't call you Boris the roof patcher, I've built 100,000 sword and shields and they don't call you Boris the blacksmith but you fuck one goat.
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer : Chi-ca-go
Muslim furries like goats
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.