My grandpa was the goat, he killed Hitler! 🥳🥳🥳
Q. What do they call an Isis terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante and Neymar! At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"
Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.
Roses are red violets are blue polo G. is the goat but that means nothing to you
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one inn0cent 🐐 g0at was k!lled for your traditional marriage😔☹️☹️☹️
Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?
have you herd the kidnapping at the goat farm:
Without Ronaldo, United would have been: - Eliminated from the UCL in groups😠 - 13th in the league😱
Without Messi, PSG would have been: - Still 1st in the league💀 - Better chance at beating RM in the UCL 👻
Who's supposed to be the goat??
I mess up goats for unicorns? Jimmy the Unicorn or goat. I don't even know.
What the difference between a set slave and a goat?
I don't have a sex slave in my basement...
Nancy the throat goat!
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave? I dont have a slave in my sex dungeon.
Good news people michael jackson is still alive, they found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids
What did the goat say Let's play the grass 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣funny joke yes
