Gigabit jokes

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

I got a PS5 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.

I started a band called 999 megabytes... we still haven't gotten a gig.

Sonic can run around the world in a second.

In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.

Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't need the internet because she is already worldwide.