Gigabit jokes

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't need the internet because she is already worldwide.

Sonic can run around the world in a second.

In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.

When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.

Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?

Because they had a connection.