Gets picked

Gets picked jokes

Orphan

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What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple gets picked.

Orphan

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Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.

What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.

Orphan

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Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.

Student one orphan: I don't have any.

Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?

Student one orphan: What!

Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.

Orphan

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What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?

The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.