Gets picked

Gets picked jokes

Orphan

  • Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.

    What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.

    Orphan

  • Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.

    Student one orphan: I don't have any.

    Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?

    Student one orphan: What!

    Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.

    Orphan

  • What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?

    The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.