Gets picked jokes
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
What school subject does an orphan love?
PE because they actually get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Uh, six teachers are annoying. Thank God I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an apple and a child?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked. Orphans don't.
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.