Gets picked

Gets Picked Jokes

What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.

I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.

They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0

What do you get when you put a Suicide bomber in a wheel chair? A RC-XD.

What is the difference between a Apple and a Orphan? Orphans don't get picked.

An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.

Uh six teachers are annoying. Thank god I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.

What is the difference between an orphan and Cotten Candy ? Answer: the Cotten Candy gets picked

what do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked? someone: ugly? me: no, trick question, they are still and orphan.

What does an apple company and an orphanage have that are different. Apples actually get picked.... Unlike little Timmy here.... He’s been here for 16 years..

What's the difference between a new born baby and an orphan after a rugby match?

They both come out bloody and crying, but least one gets picked up.