Gets picked

Gets picked jokes

Orphan

What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?

They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.

Orphan

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples actually get picked.

Orphan

Why do orphans always get picked on?

They can't run and tell their parents.

Orphan

Why can an orphan never get picked up?

Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL

Orphan

What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?

The apple actually gets picked.

Orphan

Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??

Flowers get picked.

Disabled

Why do disabled people always get picked on?

Because they can’t stand up for themselves.

Orphan

What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?

None of them get picked.

Orphan

What is the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples actually get picked.

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apples get picked.

Orphan

What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.

Orphan

Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?

Because they never get picked.

Orphan

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Orphan

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple gets picked.