What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
"Pikachu, I choose you!"
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? One gets picked.... ( not the orphan)
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
To my best friend, my brother is like a spider. She chose to kill him straight away. That's why she is my friend, after all! :D
Friend: Your adopted. Orphan: At least I was chosen Friend: At least I was kept
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Whats the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple got chosen
kid:goes to the kitchen mom:what are you doing here? kid : just checking out the knife mom:so you've chosen death
When God made Chinese he said "DON'T LOOK!" and the chinese said "why?" and God replied "You wont want to be fruitful and multiply if you saw where you are putting that thing"
It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.
When God made White Man he said "NEVER SHUT YOUR EYES" and the white man said "Why?" and God replied "You need to keep an eye out for the Chinese, one day they will out number you"
It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.
Then the white man said "there is a white genocide!"
And the survivors of the holocaust said "all these europeans killed each other so a white genocide is accurate, white killed white"
Then the Chinese said "thank you we take your land now"
And the Jews said "but we are God's chosen people!"
And the Chinese said "yes every time God show up you get bullied! you might want to worship someone else!"
And the Jews said "why are you chinese so lucky, you can't even see, you blind!"
And the chinese said "Jesus say be in the world not of the world, so dont go looky looky at the world then"
It turned out the chinese are very obediant to God.
