What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
"Pikachu, I choose you!"
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? One gets picked.... ( not the orphan)
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
To my best friend, my brother is like a spider. She chose to kill him straight away. That's why she is my friend, after all! :D
Friend: Your adopted. Orphan: At least I was chosen Friend: At least I was kept
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Whats the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple got chosen
kid:goes to the kitchen mom:what are you doing here? kid : just checking out the knife mom:so you've chosen death
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