What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What school subject does an orphan love?
PE because they actually get picked.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.