Gerontology jokes
What’s the best thing about sex with 119 year olds? There are 100 of them.
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
What is the best cure for aging?
Suicide.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
Cheer up! Old age doesn't last that long!
What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?
Suicide Boomer.
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks...
"Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"
"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea, but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."