Gerontology jokes

What’s the best thing about sex with 119 year olds? There are 100 of them.

What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.

What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.

I was out for dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 42, had many people shouting at me, scolding me, calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.

What is the best cure for aging?

Suicide.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's Dave! Dave who? Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?

Suicide Boomer.