George H. W. Bush jokes

Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?

Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.

Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.

-JFK

Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?

Because he was about to kick the cabinet.

That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...

JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.