Gender Role jokes

How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?

A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.

Wife: (on phone) Hi. Husband: Hey, I didn’t know dishwashers talk and make me a sandwich.

A man was asked by his 21 years old daughter, "Dad, how do you give a blowjob to a man that has a big dick?"

Her father replied, "Honey, you should have watched me last night. It was inside my mouth. Does it cycle now?"

How many genders are there?

One, women are property.

My dishwasher is broke.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? -- The sex is the same, but the dishes start piling up.

Why are wives also called a housekeeper?

Because after the divorce, they keep the house.