Gemstone jokes

I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

What is the richest planet?

Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.

What does a rock and a girl have in common?

The flat ones get skipped.

What do girls and rocks have in common?

The flat ones get skipped.

Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?