Gas Pump jokes
The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?
One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Gas is expensive nowadays.
In the 1940s, they got it for free.
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
Do your buses run on time?
No, they run on diesel.