Gas Pump jokes

One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Three drunk men get in a taxi. The driver knew they were drunk, so he started the car and turned it off. The first man gave him the money. The second man thanked him, but the third man slapped the driver. The driver, surprised that he noticed, asked why, and the third man replied with, "Why did you drive so fast?"

Do your buses run on time?

No, they run on diesel.

The gas prices are going up so much that even Hitler is killing himself.

What is the difference between Putin and Hitler? Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free.