Gas money jokes

Yo mama so dumb, she sold her car for gas money.

Yo mama so poor the ducks throw bread at her.

Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.

Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.

Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"

Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.

Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

I heard an Uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like $40.

Money and my mom are kinda the same thing; they come and leave easily.

With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.

I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.

I now have $999,999.75.

The gas prices are going up so much that even Hitler is killing himself.