Gas money jokes
Yo mama so dumb, she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Gas is expensive nowadays.
In the 1940s, they got it for free.
The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?
Do your buses run on time?
No, they run on diesel.
Money and my mom are kinda the same thing; they come and leave easily.
The gas prices are going up so much that even Hitler is killing himself.