Gaius Julius Caesar jokes

How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?

Stab it twenty-three times.

You travel to the past into the era where Julius Caesar is still alive. He thinks you may be from the future to bring him good news. He asks you, "How do I die?"

You reply with: "Surrounded by friends."

What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?

They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.

How do you cut ancient Rome in half?

With a pair of Caesars.

What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?

The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.