Gaius Julius Caesar jokes

You travel to the past into the era where Julius Caesar is still alive. He thinks you may be from the future to bring him good news. He asks you, "How do I die?"

You reply with: "Surrounded by friends."

How do you cut ancient Rome in half?

With a pair of Caesars.

How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?

Stab it twenty-three times.

What was the Roman Empire cut in half by?

A pair of Caesars.

Which Roman emperor was a mouse? Julius Cheeser!