Fungal Infection jokes

What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.

Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too.

There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.

I hope my teacher will be ok.

I always keep anti-fungal spray with me... because I don't want to share my girlfriend with anyone.

So I'm banging the fuck out of this slutty chick, right?

And I'm thinking to myself, "She's PROBABLY got AIDS." So I go and get myself tested and, lo and behold, I'm positive.

This gets me thinking, "Where the fuck does an eight year old get AIDS?!"

"Who has my sister been hanging out with?!"

Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.