Fuller House jokes
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?
Fuller House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
What show do orphans hate the most?
Fullerb
What shows do orphans dream of?
Full House or Fuller House.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
My mom told me it's not healthy to stay in my room all day... but the only places I'm allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor.
Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."