Front jokes

Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.

What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.

One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."

An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""

"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"

Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?

You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-

(Destroys phone cutely)

So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?

The Western Front is domestic violence.

You know what’s traumatizing?

Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.

Help!

I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.

SCP-1540 transforms in-front of a d-class:

D-class: Whoa dude, you’re a wolf!

SCP-1540: A am a were.

Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphans?

Because the joke needs parental guidance.

A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."

What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?

Answer: The front row of a Trump Rally!

Want to know how to fit 71 people in a car? Two in the front while we handle 69 in the back.

Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.

"My wife is so crazy," said Beatem's McSmasher.

"Why?" asked his buddy Don Caretomarch.

"She's sitting on the front verandah packing my shit in boxes!"

"You getting kicked out, bro?"

"Yeah, all I did was break every plate in the house over her head. Some people have no sense of humor."

"Is she one of them woke bitches?"

No, it's not just a crotch grab. Jacko was jacking it on stage when he saw a 6-year-old boy in the front row.

Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.

Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.

Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.