Free Candy jokes

Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.

Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.

I don't got free candy. It costs child support.

Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.

Then: You want free candy?

Now: You want free Wi-Fi?

Roses are red.

I have free candy. Get in my van. I have free candy!

I need to call candy. What's candy? Candy can "bofe" if these balls fit in your mouth.

There are some questionable candies out there, such as:

"All I want is a good Blow Pop."

"I don’t even want to know where that Butterfinger has been."

"If you do, you’ll probably end up with tasting the rainbow."

"Nobody wants to bite into an O’Henry."

"Or adopt Three Musketeers."

"Or even end up with a Sour Patch."