Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
I don't got free candy. It costs child support.
Roses are red I have free candy get in my van I have free candy
Then: You want free candy?
Now: You want free Wi-Fi?
