Free Candy jokes

Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.

Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.

Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.

I don't got free candy. It costs child support.

Roses are red.

I have free candy. Get in my van. I have free candy!

Then: You want free candy?

Now: You want free Wi-Fi?