Fraternity jokes

Virgin

    • What're the only things that never come out of a Chi Phi frat house?

    A virgin and unsnorted ketamine.

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    • Cornell

    • Cornell has announced that they will be banning frat parties in the wake of the "Cornell 7" case. With this new policy, students will be forced to conduct all ketamine-fueled orgies in their dorms, which may limit these activities to just 6 men each.

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    • Parody

    • Students across America have been spotted playing a parody of the horror game Five Nights at Freddy’s called “7 Hours at Chi Phi”.

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    • Regret

    • Now that I think about it, Jane Doe's story actually makes complete sense. If I were dumb enough to show up blackout drunk for a threesome at a frat party, it'd probably also take me 20 days of regret to realize that being raped is a way better look than a gang-bang straight off of Pornhub.

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    • University

    • New degree plans announced by Cornell University:

    - Frat Studies, includes classes in acquiring ketamine and arranging threesomes with your homeboy and some random girl.

    - Sorority Studies, includes classes in oral sex, binge drinking, and bullshitting after the fact.

    - Consent Theory, teaches the new generation that "Yes" means "No" and your problems can all be solved by regretting your own poor decision-making (the shop's still open btw).

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    • Man

    • What do a track meet and a frat house have in common?

    They both have something getting ran through by eight men while it just sits there.

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    • Incest

    • Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.

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