Saving Face After the Party

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  • Now that I think about it, Jane Doe's story actually makes complete sense. If I were dumb enough to show up blackout drunk for a threesome at a frat party, it'd probably also take me 20 days of regret to realize that being raped is a way better look than a gang-bang straight off of Pornhub.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, slowpoke: the author is sarcastically claiming the accuser fabricated an assault claim weeks later just to avoid the social stigma of a wild party hookup. You definitely spend too much time on the internet.

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  • Are you even trying to be funny? Or you just trying to piss people off?

    Pitying Mole

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