Child protection jokes
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
The momma called the doctor and the doctor said...
“We’re calling Child Protective Services.”
Memes
Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?
Because he's dead.
He is looking for children. If you don't know who EDP445 is, look him up.
Be careful around EDP445.
Community
why this 5 year old giving out his mums credit card number. The kid is way to young to be on here