Child protection jokes
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
The momma called the doctor and the doctor said...
“We’re calling Child Protective Services.”
Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?
Because he's dead.
Memes
He is looking for children. If you don't know who EDP445 is, look him up.
Be careful around EDP445.
I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."
People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy children.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
