Fossil Fuel jokes

I googled "How to start a wildfire." I got 48,500 matches.

One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Do your buses run on time?

No, they run on diesel.

I would roast you but burning trash is bad for the environment.

Give a man a match, he'll be warm for a while. But set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.