Fossil Fuel jokes
What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?
I would roast you but burning trash is bad for the environment.
The gas prices are going up so much that even Hitler is killing himself.
Gas is expensive nowadays.
In the 1940s, they got it for free.
Who can drink 20 liters of fuel without dying? A jerrycan.
