Fortnite Kids jokes
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
He's a Fortnite kid, haha!
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.
Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.
How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds?
They asked a bunch of kids with Down syndrome to film a documentary.
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.