Fortnight jokes

When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.

What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"

Shit.

Tonight I'm making a fort. I'm calling it Fortnite.

What month has 28 days?

We can nip March Madness in the bud, but only if we detect the warning signs of brooding, anti-social February Fever.

Sunday. Monday. Tuesday. What the fuck? Saturday.

A couple is on their first date.

Man: How do you feel about sex?

Woman: I like it infrequently.

Man: I see. Is that one word or two?