Fortification jokes

My wife told me I was immature. I just told her to get out of my pillow fort.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.

What is Donald Trump's favorite game?

Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.

Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.

When the US Army found Chinese soldiers selling secrets to China, they said, "Looks like we have some chinks in our armor."