Fortification jokes
My wife told me I was immature. I just told her to get out of my pillow fort.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.
The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ...
so Trump can't tweet it.
My wife thinks I'm immature, so I told her to get out of my fort.