What did President Ford say when he met Betty?
"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."
What did President Ford say when he met Betty?
"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?
Because it said, "Focus."
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
Have you seen the inside of Ford's Theatre? It will blow your mind. ~Abraham Lincoln
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater."
Fiancee: "Break a leg!"
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up.
It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford.
Fat, mean, and probably inbred.
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
A guy crashed his Ford SUV. He couldn't escape.
What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?
"Stand" Ford University. :3
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
A Ford?
Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?
Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.
Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?
A man went to a Ford dealership hoping to find a car, but he said they weren't affordable.