Ford

Ford Jokes

Lottery Ticket

I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

Red Dot

I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

Theatre

Have you seen the inside of Ford's Theatre? It will blow your mind. ~Abraham Lincoln

Role

John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater."

Fiancee: "Break a leg!"

Guy

I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up.

It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.

Cat

I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford.

Fat, mean, and probably inbred.

Car

What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?

I'D HIT THAT!

Mother

I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"

Freshman

Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?

Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.

Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?

Man

A man went to a Ford dealership hoping to find a car, but he said they weren't affordable.