Food Waste jokes

What do you call a dog turd in China?

Waste of food.

I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. What a waste of thyme.

Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.

They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.

I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.

Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.

I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.