Food Waste jokes

What do you call a dog turd in China?

Waste of food.

I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.

I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.

Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.

Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.

They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.

Like if you love food!