Foliage jokes
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn鈥檛 feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 馃崄
Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.
If trees could kill you, they wood.
Trees are so social. They're always branching out.
A girl and her brother are walking in their garden. POV: Brother. Sister: "Why are you cutting those flowers?"
Brother: "Because they're beautiful!"
Sister: "I thought you said you cut yourself because you aren't."
Brother:......
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!