Foliage jokes
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn鈥檛 feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 馃崄
Trees are so social. They're always branching out.
Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.
If trees could kill you, they wood.
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!
Do trees shit?
Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?