
Flintstone jokes
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
You know, most people take rocks for granite... sorry.
A man is at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. A few years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”
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