Flintstone jokes

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.

Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.

What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.

You know, most people take rocks for granite... sorry.

Do trees shit?

Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?

9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.

Girls are just like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.

Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.

Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.

I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...