Flagship jokes

A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked...

"What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?"

Her husband replied, "It's a proxy war between Russia and NATO."

"Oh, right. How's it going?"

"Well," he replied, "so far we've lost 200,000 soldiers, 4,000 tanks, 500 aircraft, numerous helicopters, loads of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces along with our 'flag ship'."

"Wow! What about NATO?"

"They haven't turned up yet."

What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.

Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.

Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?

The lines on the pride flag look pretty straight to me!

What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?

It’s the premium version of gay.