Five Head jokes

You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.

You don't have dreams, you have movies.

If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five-head, six-head, and seven-head?

Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!

Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.

Your forehead's so big that it has its own gravitational pull.

Your forehead is so big it gets home before you do.

I know five fat people, and you're three of them.

Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.