Feng Shui jokes

Roof

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Last night in bed, I was gazing up at the stars and was thinking to myself, "Where the f*ck is my roof?"

Stuff

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So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.