Feng Shui jokes

So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?

Every zodiac sign has a hairstyle except for Cancer.

China is as fake as bitches with plastic surgery, and they talk about body positivity.

Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?

A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.