Female prostitute jokes

What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?

If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?

If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?

If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?

If you want a female prostitute to be a carpet muncher, you have to give her money.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.

Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?

You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.

How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?

Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.